I. Hate. Ryan. Reynolds!!This man is the bane of my existence. A too good looking actor who has had everything given to him, good looks, good movie roles, stardom, and hot girls to boot. This is a man who can look at Scarlett Johansson and say "Meh, divorce." So it's hard for me to feel sorry for him when he finally crashes, with last years bomb Green Lantern, a movie that I didn't even want to see from the trailer, never mind the bad reviews. So fuck Ryan Reynolds, the acting equivalent to Justin Bieber.
So Buried, a movie that came out the same time as 127 Hours and both have similar themes, with being trapped and all. The difference is the setting. This movie doesn't go anywhere but the inside of a box, and the only actor we get to deal with the entire time is(sigh) Ryan Reynolds. To see this man hurt, scarred, tortured, bloodied up and dying, it feels so good to watch. I found myself rooting for the bad terrorist man in this more then once. Also, the things he finds in this coffin are amazing: Blackberry, flashlight, water, lightsticks, lighter, like come on, why not give him a pillow and some pills while you're at it? Oh wait, they do give him anxiety pills halfway through. Some of the plot is a bit muddled and unclear, but luckily I don't have to sit through more then 98 minutes of Ryan Reynolds....well, he ruined this movie, so I'll do you know favor in telling you that he dies at the end, the one thing I wasn't expecting in this, an ending that kind of left me shocked...kind of. After remembering who died, I breathed easier.
Overall, you may like this movie far more then me. You may like Ryan Reynolds as well. In any case, that's your opinion. My opinion is that I only wish this movie were true and happened to him.
Rating: 2/5
Are you serious! wow your a bitch because Ryan Reynolds is a AMAZING person and wasn't meant for Scarlett Johansson and they both agreed to get a pleasant divorce! Blake Lively is practically the female version of him! they are perfect for each-other and yeah he is hot, sexy, and AMAZING actor, and everything wasn't just given to him he earned all of it! When he was 19 he ran away with his friend and lived in a dump for so long until his career started with only his talent for acting! Please don't write a blog about how much you Hate him because hate is a strong word and i don't know you "hate" him! if anything you are the terrible person! Your probably just jealous of how successful he.
ReplyDeleteAww, thanks Ryan, I didn't know you read my blog :)
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