U2: What ANOTHER TERRIBLE IDEA!!!

U2, give it up. Throw in the towel, admit defeat, go on tour or put out another damn album(you've got "3" in the "works"), but stop with this goddamn Spider-man musical.

I mean, come on, if all the accidents, delays, actors quitting hasn't deterred you, then maybe your director quitting will wake you up. You've been doing this since 2009, you've gone WAY overbudget, you have heard no praise from your reviewers who have seen the show, I mean...this must be either the greatest musical ever done, or it will be the most laughable thing to ever happen to a group since every group in the 90s combined rap with metal.

Look at what you had to work with: you are making a musical...about Spider-man? I mean, what meds where you taking that convinced you that this would be amazing. Spider-man and singing don't mix. It's like water and fire, dogs and cats sleeping together(mass hysteria!), bungee-jumping and sex. All are fine by themselves, but combine them and problems are bound to happen.

Yes, I know this isn't your first musical. You made a musical version of A Clockwork Orange sometime in the 90s, and as far as I know, not even the author of the book liked it. What market are you hoping to bring in with this play, nerds or musical lovers?

You've had bad ideas in the past U2, but this is by far your worst. If you want to convince people to like this show, release the soundtrack. After all, you're U2, and everything released under your name is good(sorta). Why would this be any different. What are you afraid of?

In conclusion, either get the damn thing ready, or call it quits. It's been 2 years and it's bored me to tears. I don't expect anything good of this, so just confirm the worst and pull the plug. You have enough to worry about with your tour and how much it costs. This play isn't worth dying over.

(apologizes to Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr. who are in no way affiliated with pile of crap. Sorry for calling it U2, but to keep writing Bono/The Edge would've been more then I could handle. The music is done by Bono/The Edge, not U2.)