It's undeniable. This song is so annoying, that most people have been using expressions in everyday life, humming it to themselves in a merry way, and pretending that life is good.
THIS IS NOT TRUE!!
Similar to "Pandora Syndrome" following viewing of Avatar, this song is leading people to believe that candyland is real. It is not real! People, get your heads out of your not exsistant...whatevers, and wake up. This song is one of the best worst songs ever, and for this reason. Nothing can be done for people that already have this "Perry Syndrome"(so dubbed by me, so here are 3 easy steps to avoid this dreaded disease.
1. DON'T BUY "TEENAGE DREAM(the album, not the song). This will rapidly increase the chances of obtaining "Perry Syndrome", and therby decraese the chances of you leading a norml, Xanax friendly life.
2. DON'T GO NEAR A COMPUTER AFTER 12:00AM. Your boredom at night will lead you towards Youtube, which will lead you towards the Most Viewed Videos, which will lead you to... ya know.
3. LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC. Anything, be it Lady Gaga, Ramones, The Beatles, The Doors, Nirvana, just don't listen to light happy music. Listen to music about real issues, such as politcal messages, wanting to touch and/or hold your hand, or riding disco sticks, just as long as those sticks arn't candy sticks.
With these guidelines, you should be able to avoid any and all symptoms of "Perry Syndrome" and be able to live a more sepressing, normal life.
This hopefully is the restart of this blog, which hasn't been looked after in months, so please keep looking at this pathetic excuse for a blog for more boring interesting shit.
And on a more personal note, I want to wish my cousin a Happy 20th birthday.
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